They said he couldn’t do it. They said he wouldn’t be able to handle the sheer force of a ball screaming at him. They said he couldn’t run a forty in 4 seconds. Ok, they were probably right about that last one, but here’s our very own Ricardo showing you how to catch a ball barehanded.
Back when we were at Spring Training, Mina and Ricardo got into a ridiculous argument that he couldn’t eat more than 5 hot dogs in one game. Ricardo, trying to defend his honor, said he could eat one hot dog an inning. In case you’re bad at math, that’s 9 hot dogs during one game.
Of course we had to film this. So here’s Ricardo doing his best Joey Chestnut impersonation as he tries to complete THE HOT DOG CHALLENGE OF DEATH.
ONE MAN. NINE INNINGS. NINE DODGER DOGS. WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP!
Alright…everyone is going nuts over Hank the Pup. It’s insane. I have no idea why though because HE HAS BEEN ON THE BREWERS FOR YEARS! OH, YOU’RE CALLING ME A LIAR?! HOW BOUT THIS PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE! If it’s on the internet, it has to be true.
YOU STILL WANT TO CALL ME A LIAR?!
So we made a music video while we were in Arizona for Spring Training. Yep, you read that right. Rap and all included. Sure we got a lot of strange looks from people around us but YOLO, amirite?!
Special thanks to Aaron, Chantelle, Gabrielle and Ally for making cameos and being forced to dance in some cases.
There’s one thing we noticed while we were out at Spring Training the past few days. Aside from every lemonade vendor yelling “Lemonade Lemonade Like Grandma Made!”, we noticed a huge amount of selfies that were going on around us. So, we decided to take a few.
Some were unplanned
Some included friends
Others with players
And sometimes you strike gold and get Ron Washington in one
And even though he’s far away, we got Bengie Molina in one.
Remember that moment Jose Bautista followed you on Twitter but then realized he also followed your mom and everyone else? Like it’s so automatic to get a follow. So automatic that the three of us challenged each other to see who can get Jose Bautista to follow them first. Love you, Joey Bats.